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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
"mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
I`m glad I know sign language. It`s pretty handy.
Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
Y`all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.