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It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
It`s not you, it`s me. I just don`t like myself when I`m around you.
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
Interesting fact: Prior to the creation of hummus and ranch dressing nobody ate uncooked vegetables.
According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
If I`m guilty of anything it`s loving you too much. Oh and indecent exposure...I suppose trespassing too.
if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?