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I have a feeling my check liver light will come on this weekend
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
Tyler on Facebook says he ran 1.7 miles this morning… So based on calculations, I have 35 minutes to ransack his house tomorrow morning.
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
My view on chocolate: God’s way of saying, “No hard feelings,” to those of us who aren’t getting any.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.