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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
I don`t just sing in my shower, I perform.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I`m sobering up.
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
Have you tried complaining about it for hours?
I tried counting sheep to get to sleep, but one was missing and now I’m gonna be up all night worrying.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I don`t think I have enough money to find long everlasting love.