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Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed!
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
Putting vodka in my juice, because it`s Russia somewhere.
I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
I got BOMBED last night and decided to do my own taxes and guess what! I`m getting 4 million dollars back this year!
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that`s why I weigh myself in the mornings.
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
Sometimes after many years of marriage, you just look at your wife and wonder how she stayed with you this long without you killing her.
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science