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And then her mood ring just...exploded
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
Oh, I have an idea!!..oh wait, no I don`t
I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
TEIAM - problem solved
That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.
Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
There are two types of people...don`t worry you are not one of them.
Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh!t to yourself.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?