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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
So much for the saying, 3rd times a charm, I just checked my Mega Millions ticket for the 3rd time, and still nothing.
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever Iām making important life decisions.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
I had the greatest bowel movement at 2am......unfortunately I woke up at 8am (<>..<>)
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
Singing in the shower is illegal according to this Ikea security guard.
I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
I`ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Iām back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.