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Helpful Tip: Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman`s boots...
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What`s on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place to have sex.
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
When I have a yard sale I play the theme song to Sanford & Son with a boombox on my porch.
I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?
So who the hell ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
Keep up the good work, people who make free porn available.