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I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I have to like you. Go on, I`ll wait.
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
woman belong in the kitchen? thats where the knives are you fool.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.