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A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
I can`t wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows sincerely & does exactly as he says is a photographer
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I`m making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
You can only push me so far before I breakdance.