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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."