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Age sure does change your perspective. Lots of things I hated when I was a kid I love now... like having nothing to do, going to bed early, watching the news, spankings.... stuff like that.
Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
Whenever I see a really hot girl with an ugly guy, I think "klondike bar".
I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Home Depot
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
I like long walks on the beach and drives through Taco Bells drive-thru.
Win every argument simply by repeating your opponent`s last sentence in a whiny voice.
At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
You never truly appreciate Newton’s laws of motion until you’ve sneezed while going to the bathroom.