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I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
If you enter a room and there`s no food, you`re in the wrong room.
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
I have always been suspicious of Wendy`s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?