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Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
When I was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out. Well played Dad, well played.
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
Facebook posts with 12 hashtags, who the f*ck are you trying to reach?
if i get a friend request from you and your profile picture is a car i`ll asume your a transformer
Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
take it easy and if it is easy take it home
Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we`d still be talking about how we`re not finding that airplane.
new years resolution #1: stop losing the powerball
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.