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Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
Apparently somebody gets stabbed every 52 seconds...sucks to be that guy
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
The last time I saw something as ugly as your face I pinned a tail on it.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.
Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly.
…and for my next trick, I will pull this dryer sheet out of my sleeve!
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
At this point I`m just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?