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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
Black Friday is the second closest thing to a zombie apocalypse except they want sales instead of brains.
There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”
If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
Say what you want about Captain Hook, but he ran that entire pirating operation singlehandedly.
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..
That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
Me: Well hello again. I knew you`d be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !