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I am the reason why Waldo is hiding.
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn`t affect the price of Vodka!
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
Only awesome people are allowed to ‘LIKE’ this status!
Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
"No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.
I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.