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I`m at my most judgmental when standing behind someone in a buffet line.
Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce.
It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...
I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is talking back right now.
I`m in hospital after eating what i thought was onions instead they were daffodil bulbs. Its ok doctors say i will be out in spring.
I’m sad when my food is over.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
Oh, a spider just landed on my desk... In other news,,, When startled, I can jump 5 feet in the air with just the power of my ass cheeks.
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?