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Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
If you workout and don`t post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
I`m not fat, God gave me built in airbags because I`m so precious.
is admitting to pushing Humpty Dumpty, he had it coming!!
I wonder who the first person was to look at a beehive and think, "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
My life is a very complicated drinking game
If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
I just quit my job at the helium bottling plant. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
You don`t need to use your words if you`re carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
If Facebook has taught us anything, it`s that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily Iām just unpopular.
"My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever.