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Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
I`ll never understand why single women waste so much time on dating websites when there are so many eligible bachelors right here in this adult bookstore.
Apparently when my math teacher asked `what comes after 69` "I DO" was not the correct answer.
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
The Mrs said she we need a "conversation piece" in the living room. I`m thinking taco cart...
They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
I try not to work that much. That way I make less mistakes.
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
OMG this is Freaky! Have 8 beers & 3 shots, go to your phone the next day, press ‘Recently Dialed’ & the name of your crush will appear!
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.