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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
Is it ok to take a personal day if none of your pants fit? Asking for a friend.
If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
is battling with eyelids
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
The Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
Cops are allowed to tell women they have the right to remain silent, but when I do it I wind up with a fork in my leg.
"I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can`t figure out boyfriend`s passwords