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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
I was on way home this morning when I seen an AA van pulled in and the driver was crying his eyes out. I thought to myself that guy is heading for a breakdown.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
"Hello 911?" "Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I`ll hold."
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.