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Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
When a girl says: "If you can`t handle me at my worst, then you don`t deserve me at my best"... What she really means is: "I`m a f*ckin psycho."
I give great marriage advice if you want to be divorced.
Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that sh!t.