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I have something on my mind but I am not telling you, Facebook.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
The joy of finding out that your boss is going on a holiday is way greater than you yourself going on one
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"...and spiders. Oh, and ticks and nuclear war and getting laid off and losing your eye sight and...
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn`t it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule
My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates.
I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
Self checkout must have been invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.
It`s no fun if you have permission.