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Any psycho girls wanna hang out? Just text me like 5000 times and let me know.
Growing up and becoming an adult was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
Has anyone EVER checked to see how the room or wall behind them looks before taking and posting 50 selfies?!
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
I don`t understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites.
If I don`t clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
what is the difference between a Fly and a mosquito? ``A fly can fly, But a Mosquito can`t mosquito``
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
My house is not messy. Those are just obstacles I`ve put in place for burglars.
It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.