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I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Anyone else ever thought about farting into one of those plastic cylinders at the bank drive-thru?
When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
It`s a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships.
"Wow, you look good today!” is not a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.
Swearing releases stress and that`s just one of the f*cking reasons I do it.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service, it`s because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.
ATM`s need to have breathalyzers.
Words of Wisdom: Don`t cover your mouth when you sneeze. You`ll get snot and stuff all over your hands