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If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza.
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
I`m not antisocial. I`m pro leave-me-the-hell-alone.
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
They should open a bar and call it "The Gym" so I can be like those annoying people on Facebook who brag about going to the gym every day.
If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$?
In other news millions of facebook user suddenly got their law degree
If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
Describe yourself in 3 words". "Not good at following instructions"