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I`m pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It`s just that most of them aren`t snitches.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
Hey Guys, I don’t have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water.
Wishing a happy unbirthday to everybody who`s birthday isn`t today.
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
I`m optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket.
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.