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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
first show me the benefits and then I`ll decide if we can be friends.
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
One does not simply log out of their friend`s facebook account without making them gay.
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.