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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
I live in fear that one day the real "World`s Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
The neighbor`s cat seems to think my flower bed is his litter box. I`ll fix that furry little bugger. I mixed 44 packages of pop rocks into the soil. And now we wait....
Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
I love buying a $1 burger and getting $2 worth of mayo...
If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash.
No thanks, cardio, this pot of coffee will get my heart rate up just fine
I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution Bitches Be Trippin
I don`t post a lot of personal statuses - but when I do it`s all about you ..
My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.