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Difference between men and women: Women can change their mind whenever they want. Men can change their mind whenever the woman wants.
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
bras are booby-traps
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won`t tell you what they`re wearing.
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
They say children are a gift from god. I`m totally wide-open to regifting.
I scream. You scream. The police come ... It`s awkward ;)