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I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
Who called them expiration dates instead of spoiler alerts
Why do they leave folding chairs so close to the wrestling ring? Shouldn’t the maintenance staff have learned their lesson by now?
I`m not just living paycheck to paycheck. I`m living from paycheck to change jar to scrap aluminum to liquor store to paycheck.
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone