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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. Sometimes you understand nothing, and still you say..."I Agree".....!
I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple `Thank you.` is all I need! Not all this `How did you get in my house?` business!
You can only push me so far before I breakdance.
I dont have awkward moments I have "special" moments.e.g That "special" moment when my "special" ex learns that karma exist..
Girls here`s an idea, instead of spending all that money on makeup. Just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.