Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
It`s been a boring day today. Not exactly Nascar boring, but awfully close.
Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
I`m horrible with women. Probably because I only know like 3 shades of gray.
I forgot to make a resolution, so I`m pretty much going to just write out everything I did last night and add the word "stop" to the beginning.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
My predictive text dictionary doesn’t have “tsunami”, so if you ever get a text from me that says “trumang” start running.
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
In alcohol`s defence, I`ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.