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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
"I`ll let you know" = I need more time to come up with an excuse
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Wouldn`t it be great to revive the old "Mutual Of Omaha`s Wild Kingdom" show, but with a new setting? Like a WalMart Store in Kentucky?
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
I may be delusional but at least I`m going to Mars in November.
Pretty soon you`ll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table... It’s what they want.
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.