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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Before I die, I`m putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
Just burned 2000 calories. That`s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
There`s no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you`re blowing up a rubber glove.
When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
I`ll tell you what`s wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can`t make coffee.