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Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain why i fell asleep on the kitchen counter… naked… again..
I think you and I both know that you`re not facebook friends with me for the funny statuses.
I`m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you thought this would be something sweet and charming, but it`s just some garden facts.
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
Seriously, it’s almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.
Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.