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Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
Parts of a worm: 1) Worm
If I have ten pieces of bacon and you take five pieces, what do you have? Thats right., A black eye and a broken hand!
Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
Vodka: Taking you from a 6 to a 10 in five easy shots
You know you can`t say "happiness" without saying "p*nis"
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.