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I put the pro in inappropriate.
I can`t wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
Im thinking about writing a book about my life, I just have to wait for the statue of limitations to expire.
People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better.
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
Whoever said “two wrongs don’t make a right” has obviously never experienced McDonalds breakfast after a night of binge drinking.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
“I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!