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Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn`t be oppressed.
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
I thought I was a bit hardcore until I saw this guy sucking on a soy sauce packet like an Otter Pop.
I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
Of course I`m crazy, but that doesn`t mean I`m wrong