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Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!!!!
I didn`t come here to make friends. I go to the cat shelter for that.
Women say all men are dogs, but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
If you weren`t supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn`t package them in rows of 15.