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I have something on my mind but I am not telling you, Facebook.
They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
I´m playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can´t get off the couch or I´ll die.
If you don`t boo at people after bad sex, how do you expect to motivate them to get better?
If you can’t face it, moon it.
If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
My short-term memory is my ONLY problem..... Well, that, and my short-term memory
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
This hangover feels like... I should take a shot.
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
OMG, what a day I had. If Monday was a guy, I`d punch him in the throat!
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.