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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
What do sleeping and sex have in common? ... I`m not getting nearly enough of either.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
I`m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
I taught my wife everything she knows about male stupidity.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.
You`re right, you didn`t ask that guy for a d!ck pic, but nobody asked for hundreds of pictures of your face either.
There’s a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the “close this ad” button.
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?