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They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
I feel ready to face the world as a responsible adult now that I`ve taken today`s gummy vitamins.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Akward Moment Is When Your Twin Sister Calls You Ugly(:
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
I knew I`d be a great parent. Kids aren`t nearly as difficult to take care of as my drunk friends.
I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
Netflix is a lot like facebook in the way I just waste time scrolling and scoffing at things.
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
Facebook- to help future generations discover if there`s ever been any mental illness in the family.
OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
Happy birthday you motor boatin SOB! Have a great day