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Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn`t have said.
And then her mood ring just...exploded
Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
Apparently, I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
We get it poets: things are like other things
Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
The difference between a straight girl and a lesbian is about four or five drinks.
Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it`s voice activated. I`m at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number
Facebook - the place where you can whine and get likes for it...
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
I don`t go on Facebook much so Dave, if you`re seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year`s party, hope you had fun dude.
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)
They say children are a gift from god. I`m totally wide-open to regifting.