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I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband.
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
Found out today you`re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at the waffle house... just trying to help.
I can`t fall asleep because I am too excited for Christmas
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
Life`s most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.
Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $2.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...