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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
How come when a girl has sex with everyone she`s a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he`s my boyfriend
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Sober me makes plans and drunk me cancels them. Its a good system.
Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
I`m pretty sure God just pointed at me and laughed.
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
is at the park. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I’m at work.
I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.