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Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I`ve been one for 30 some years now.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs.
I would want to change my name to `Nobody` on Facebook. So when someone updates something stupid it says `Nobody likes this`
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.