Daily Silly Status

I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.

Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.

I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.

Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.

I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

I hate sharing popcorn with someone at the cinema and our fingers touch. Especially if I don`t know them, and they don`t know we`re sharing.

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END

I`m growing a mullet to test our friendship.

I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.

It’s my favorite time of the day: How long can I stare directly at my monitor and do absolutely nothing o’clock.

It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.

Geez....Why do they only make hand creams that smell feminine? Why can`t they they make one with a masculine scent? Something like Doritos or WD-40?

Life is like a teenager`s p@nis. some are short, some are long, but it is always hard.

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol