Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
I`m not lazy, I`m in energy saving mode.
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
I know it’s “cool” to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That’s somebody’s daughter.
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.