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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
Ohh sh!t, my b!tch button is stuck.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.
I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.