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Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Stress balls work really well when you shove them down someone`s throat.
When people start praying before a meal, I close my eyes and imagine how far I could throw a potato if I really put my heart into it.
If I had a time machine I`d set it to "back in the day", just to see what everyone is talking about.
I am tired of men complaining about women complaining about men complaining about women
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start.
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
Statement: "Do you really love me?" True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find out sooner or later."
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
The less you know, the more you think you do.